Currently on her local, supercharged  Retail Outlet Tour, Gabrielle Birchak shows no signs of slowing down. 

During her Wal-Mart tour, she caused quite a turn out in the electronics department as she took the keyboards and microphones hostage. The uproarious crowd clapped wildly as she was finally escorted off by the Wal-Mart Rent-a-Cop. Her Wal-Mart tour was such a success, that Wal-Mart President, Lee Scott, informed her that she couldn't come back because the crowds couldn't handle such hilarious political satire. Actually, it really didn't go down like that. But, we'll keep that to ourselves.  

After impressing the crowds at the local Wal-Marts, Birchak  took the "stage" at Tyson's Corner, where she commandeered all the karaoke kiosks, delivering her jokes, political musings, and occasionally breaking into an impressive impression of Barbra Streisand singing "Uptown Klan," which is Birchak's ode to Trent Lott. 

Now on the final leg of her Retail Outlet Tour, Birchak can be seen at all Fairfax County electronic stores, including Best Buy, Circuit City and that's all we can think of. We can't think of a better way to pass time while you wait in the return line!

This tireless pundit / comedian makes appearances at the following locations: 

The Tavern in Lee's Hill - Fredericksburg, VA

Wiseacres - Arlington, VA

Topaz - Washington D.C.

Bethesda Hiett - Bethesda, MD

Brittany's - Woodbridge, VA

11th Street Lounge - Arlington, VA

Bistro Europa - Alexandria, VA

So, keep your ears peeled for her next show, and come on down! Tickets are free, or darn near!

If you'd like to be on Birchak's mailing list of upcoming performances, please be sure to let her assistant know at Roxy@GabrielleBirchak.com.